The History of the Universe
One day a very big fellow decided to make a universe. He thought about it and decided that one verse would be good. So he said some words and boom it happened.
It was good, but then you poeple came along and now it sucks,
so Fuck you.

I can pee standing up
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The thing is I am so toasty that if you were in the sky when the big cat was to draw on his zombie power I would saturate the conclusion that I can only spell your name backwards.
I am better then you.

My teacher
Kill All Robots